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  • Sello Tape 14:44 on 02/04/2014 Permalink | Reply

    I made a giraffe! 

    giraffe made of sellotape

    I’m the king of the world!

  • Sello Tape 01:10 on 17/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

    No More Ms. Nice Tape! 

    scary face made of sellotape

    Bwaa haa haa!

    I can be scary too!

    aww… just kiddin… I didn’t mean it…

    • Patrick J. Sweetman 23:40 on 18/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      There are two types of problems in this world those you can fix with duct tape and thos you can’t. And with wire coat hangers and flexi-ply you can fix 94.3% of the world’s problems including world peace.

      • Sello Tape 07:55 on 19/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Duct Tape!?

        Duct Tape!?!?

        Duct Tape!?!?!?

        Oh how you wound me sir!

        I mean you no disrespect, however I must ask, are you blind? Duct Tape is hideous! It’s ugly! It’s repulsive!

        What propaganda machine ever conned people into believing that such an ugly adhesive was great, I’ll never know.

        I can do anything duct tape can do! And I can do it with transparency, with shimmer, with sparkle, shine, pattern, decoration, and so many joys and delights that duct tape never, in its puny brain, ever dreamt of!

    • ysidorapico 19:03 on 19/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      I can’t fathom what it must be like in your time to be able to talk to the worms (I’m assuming — maybe incorrectly — this Sello and Duct are members of the tapeworm family?) Is this how you’ve been able to overcome death?!! You’ve figured out how to communicate with the worms? FANTASTIC!

  • Sello Tape 07:23 on 15/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

    Clever Lad 

    Young student holding 3 human figures made out of sellotape

    Look what this clever lad Christian did with 15 rolls of me!

    Ever wondered what you can do with 15 large rolls of sellotape in eight hours? Christian Westgarth, a 17 year old AS Level student, from Great Wakering, studying Art and Design at South Essex College did and created three humanoid sellotape figures as part of his end of year exam.

    And you can’t say that Christian doesn’t put himself into his work as although the torsos were modelled on mannequins the arms and the legs were taken from moulds of his own arms and legs.


  • Sello Tape 15:05 on 14/02/2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Somebody mention me? 

    vintage advertisement for sellotape

    Did I hear my name?

    I can do anything!!!

    • Ciara 05:09 on 15/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

      Hello Sellotape!
      Sello Hellotape!

      It is so good to see you here! Indeed your uses are many and various. Not only are you great for “sealing presents, making paper hats, edging table mats”, “taping up windows during the Blitz, sticking together modern pictures and documents”, you are also wonderful for sticking heads to bodies, plot lines to plot lines and pinning together narrative fragments.
      Thank you, Sellotape!

      • Sello Tape 07:14 on 15/02/2014 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you Ciara! I do my best! But of course, I’m really nothing more than a fine baking ingredient, it is you the master baker who bring these recipes to life.

        Just look at the beautiful way Oscar used me to save Donnie. In more primitive times poor Donnie would have to have been patched together with staples. Or those repulsive Frankenstein bolts! Oh the horror! Fortunately for Donnie, in our enlightened age Neurosurgeon / Woodworker Oscar was able to use me to bring the poor, long suffering Donnie to a better life!

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