On A Roll

So, I began composing this inquiry in my head earlier today:

Has anyone seen Sellotape lately?

Sellotape,  Sellotape, where are you? Are you stuck somewhere? You were so mighty in your  window-securing-effort during the Blitz, it looks like The Knight could do with your expert help sealing up a few palatial windows right now. (What he lacks in quick-wittedness he makes up for in earnestness!).
And then, this evening I discovered that Sellotape is squandering her time and talents in these acts!!:
Yikes!!!! Can somebody please point out the merit in this madness?