Medici University: Alternative MFA Programs
Hello Mr. Donnie,
Please allow me to ask you a serious question if I may. Do you plan to spend the rest of your life waking up in yet another dank, urine reeking alley with no idea how you got there? Or would you like to seize this 2nd chance at life and do something more with it?
I have decided to open Medici University and offer Alternative MFA programs. Would you consider being a faculty member? We will support the publication of your 1st book Ventriloquism for Dummies. I believe that on the success of this volume, you could write an entire series of books under the clever heading “For Dummies.”
Here is the university prospectus, let me know of your interest.
mediciprincess.com/medici-university-alternative-mfa-programs/
Regards,
Isabella Medici
Donnie 10:27 on 08/02/2014 Permalink |
Geez, Princess, I’d be honored, I guess. Every hallowed institution of learning needs at least one odd-ball professor, eh, Princess?
(The book’s been written, though, kid. Redit).
Isabella Medici 15:45 on 08/02/2014 Permalink |
Already written? Redit? Please to explain kind sir. Apparently there are certain disadvantages to taking 438 year naps!